Iguana Mating Season Behaviors

When you live with an iguana, you know they these big lizards have even bigger personalities. Just when you think Mr. or Ms. Godzilla couldn’t get any sassier, guess what? MATING SEASON!!!

Every year, green iguanas go through a few months of mating season. Normally snuggly sweet lizards may suddenly become so hormonally enraged that it can seem like your iggy friend has turned into an iggy FIEND. But not to worry, it does end in just a few months and your buddy will stop acting like his own evil doppelganger.

Males typically display a shift in coloration, where they turn a variety of orange and rust colored shades. From what I have been told by several owners of male iguanas, they often experience swelling in their jowels. They will also lose weight from reduced eating. For the male iguana, his natural priorities will change. Patrolling his territory to look for potential enemies and mates is WAY more important than remembering he is supposed to eat, so his body will start using up the fat stored along his tail and abdomen.

Because he is looking for rival males to fight and females to claim as his own, he will see his owner and most objects around him as one or the other of these things. Many female owners experience the “love stalkin” each mating season and have learned all kinds of tricks to keep themselves from being… uh… “claimed” by the male. Trust this: you do NOT want a male iguana attached to your skin in an attempt to mate with you or get you to leave his territory. Iguana teeth are like serrated razors and they can easily rip through clothes and skin with minimal effort.

Watch for the behavioral signs…
1. “Love Stalkin”: head bobs and dewlap waving, licking the ground as he approaches you, puffing up to look big and strong, and if you turn your back, he will be on you in an instant. When he bites down on his target, he will not let go until he is.. finished. He may get a certain “heyyyy baby” look in his eyes. If you have seen this, you know exactly what he is thinking and the terrible things he has planned for your leg/jacket/shoe/hair/etc.

2. “Terminator Strut”: standing on the tips of his toes to be as big and scary as possible, exaggerated angry dewlap waving, opening or holding his mouth open all the way so you can see his teeth, hissing, wiggling his tail at the end like a rattle snake, waving the whole tail back and forth aggressively, and the distinctive stink eye of doom. If you see one or more of these things. Do not make eye contact. Do not run – he will chase you. You are not fast enough. Try to find some way to safely block him from latching onto you. He is ready to kill you if that is what it takes to run you off because he sees you as a rival who is here to take all that is HIS.

Females, on the other hand will typically turn brown or gray-ish after a short time of displaying the tell-tale mating season orange. Their bodies are being sapped of nutrients as they grow a clutch of eggs inside their abdomen. Like a hen, a female iguana’s body will begin making eggs whether she has a mate or not. It’s like a “just in case” baby-making mechanism. She will also lose weight, but it will be because her stomach and internal organs are being squished so much by the growing eggs that she will not be able to eat at a certain point.

This makes a gravid iguana extremely vulnerable to malnutrition, metabolic bone disease, and dehydration during this time. Without more food going in to fuel the egg development, her body will also start using up her fat stores to not only keep her alive, but provide the nutrients needed to grow her eggs. The weight loss experienced by female iguanas is usually a lot more extreme than that seen in males, but the extent of it isn’t truly seen until the eggs have been laid and you can see how seriously deflated she is. But not to worry  – a female iguana is built for this. She can bounce back from the weight loss quickly with proper nutrition. Most females begin stuffing their little faces as soon as they are done laying their eggs.

Behavioral signs of a gravid female….
1. Slowly reducing the amount of food she eats until she stops completely, AND increased drinking from bowls and droppers. Even females who typically do not drink from bowls while you’re watching will drink heartily on a regular basis.

2. Patrolling for nests and digging. Females dig burrows where they will lay their eggs and cover them up to incubate in the soil, much like seas turtles. Most females will dig a burrow in a nest box if you provide a suitable one. This can take some trial and error to get right. She may not like your first box and you may have to try out a lot of different ones with different soils and moisture before she likes it. Or you can have an iguana like mine who totally refuses all boxes and prefers to lay her eggs on a blanket.

3. Staking out her territory. Usually a female will not be as bold as a male who is trying to defend or claim territory, but they can also display some of the same gestures and posturing as males. In the wild, large dominant females will often steal burrows from smaller weaker females who are already half way done with digging their burrow. So, don’t surprise a digging female. She may abandon her burrow because she is afraid you want to fight her for it, or she may come at you with a whipping tail and open mouth full of razors to defend the one she really wants. This may also result in extra nest patrolling and digging behavior around your home be cause she might be looking for back up plans in case she loses her nest to a rival female.

Additional things to consider:
– Cover reflective surfaces. Males and females will try to fight their reflection and this can result in them causing harm to themselves.
– Block openings to places a female iguana can get into but maybe not back out of so easily. I found my girl under the kitchen cabinets more than once and I still don’t know how she got in there.
– Outdoor time is KEY! Event though they are out of their minds with hormones, males and female both benefit from any extra time you can spend with them outside in real sunlight. They need UVB for their overall health anyway, but now their bodies are literally eating themselves and they are at risk for metabolic bone disease. Give them a UVB boost!
-Watch what colors you wear. If you wear anything that could make you look like a rival to a male iguana, he will definitely take it that way. Some males are so bad that their owners will stop wearing almost all bight greens/oranges/yellows/blues/pinks/reds for the entirety of the breeding season just so they can avoid being pounced.
-Baby them into drinking extra water. Even if you have to use a dropper to get them to drink one drop at a time, then you have to do what you must to encourage them to drink.

Whether you have a male or female iguana in your home, you are in for about a 4 month wild ride of doom.

3 Species of Trail Riders

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There are a million different kinds of things people do with their horses, and one of those things that I can easily separate into distinct categories is a species of horses and riders known as “trailriders”. There are 3 basic types.

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These people are much like marathon runners or the crazy people who ride the MS150. Their horses are lean, greyhound looking, solid muscles. They ride with light weight equipment- often English or Australian saddles and bright neon nylon tack. Like runners or cyclists, they ride in all- weather breathable athletic fabrics. They travel all over to special courses that are set up for very long distances. Beginner routes are around 12 miles and the increments double from there with 25mile, 50 mile and 100 or 150 mile routes. It’s a blast but you, your horse, and your gear had better be in tip top shape. I’ve seen mules, gaited horses, Arabians, warm bloods… All kinds of horses that are comfortable covering miles and miles.

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Most of the people I ride with these days fall into this category. They want to take their horses to new places and spend the day exploring new terrain, taking their horses over fallen trees and swimming them across ponds. Sometimes beer drinkers, the adventure riders are up for a fun, relaxed time. No big hurry, we can cook lunch on the BBQ whenever we get back to camp… Whenever that may be.

3. The Professional Weekend Warriors2015/01/img_2926.jpg
These cowpokes may be the most fun of all. If they can catch it, strap a saddle to it’s back and jump on, they will ride it all weekend. They are prepared for anything with wagons pulled by teams of mules or horses that are loaded with ice chests, BBQ pits and major sound systems. It’s a party crowd but despite the bottles of Boone’s Farm and hard liquor concoctions being passed around, they’re pretty responsible. They take good care of each other and make sure no people or horses get into trouble. They pick paved roads with wide shoulders and good grassy ditches to ride along, and with the help of police escorts, car traffic isn’t a big deal as long as everyone stays behind wagons or in the grass.

Riddik the iguana’s first egg season

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2015/01/img_1252.jpgWhen I mention that my iguana is already getting gravid this year, I usually get a funny look. Gravid = growing eggs inside of her…. A LOT of eggs. The next question is usually, “oh, you bred her this year?” which is usually followed by confusion when I say that she has never had a mate.

Healthy adult female iguanas become gravid every year, regardless of mating behavior or the absence thereof. Like chickens, their bodies produce the eggs in hopes that a male will fertilize them in time to be viable. Hence how you can have egg-laying hens even without a rooster.

Riddik is huge for age. At 2 years old, she laid her first clutch of 55 eggs on May 6, 2014. She laid 40 ish eggs over the first day and passed the rest a couple at a time over the next week or so.2015/01/img_1389.jpg2015/01/img_1450.jpg2015/01/img_1452.jpg

When we took her to the vet for x rays after she appeared to be finished we weighed the eggs… They were a solid 2lbs!!! And Riddik was barely 4 lbs and looked terrible. She was just bones and flabby meat where strong muscles and healthy fat stores once were.2015/01/img_1468.jpg

But this is totally normal. As the eggs grow inside the female iguana, her internal organs get squished by them. The space can’t accommodate a belly full of salad AND all those eggs that are plumping up over the 3 months or so before they’re ready to come out. So, as the eggs grow, appetite decreases until they aren’t eating at all. They live off their fat stores along their abdomen and tail and only drink water to hydrate themselves. As long as the eggs are inside, the iguana’s belly still looks plump and only the tail and legs seem to slowly deflate.2015/01/img_1416.jpg

But in the end, once all of those eggs are out, she will drink tons of water and eat nonstop until she gets her weight back. That may be the happiest look you will ever see on her face- when you offer her a bowl of her favorite soft foods and she is finally able to eat them!

Last year, Riddik’s appetite started to decline in late January and she started at about 9lbs. This year, she is a little bigger at 11lbs and as of this week, the amount of food she wants to eat had decreased by almost half. She is also getting picky about which foods she wants or will leave in her plate. Last year I made smoothies for her in the blender. She wanted to drink but couldn’t eat so I just made her food into a drink for her.

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Time to start dusting every single meal and treat with calcium again! In order to properly form the shells for her eggs, she will need the extra calcium in her diet to prevent her body from drawing it out of her bones, which could make them brittle or put her at risk for metabolic bone disease.

It’s also highly important to get her as much natural sunlight as I can. The UVB flood lamps I use indoors keep her warm and do a good job, but there is nothing like true natural sunlight. I think it also helps them to go outside and feel the season changing. Just my theory, but I think it helps keep them on the correct timeline.2015/01/img_1174.jpg

I hope we have another successful year – no broken eggs to make her go into sepsis, no stuck eggs to cause dystocia (egg binding) and force her to have an emergency spay, and no dehydration issues. I’m taking bets now on egg-laying date and total number of eggs.

Taking your iguana outdoors

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Iguanas, like most reptiles, require UVB to sustain optimum health. It’s especially vital to iguanas because the vitamin D they get from UVB light is essential for metabolizing calcium. Without it, their bodies crumble as metabolic bone disease takes hold and cripples their bodies with eventually fatal skeletal deformities that can never be repaired.

I use mercury vapor UVB flood lamps for Riddik’s indoor enclosure, but no matter how awesome the artificial light -it is still artificial. Ain’t nothin like the real thing, baby! I make time to get Riddik outside for REAL sunlight as often as I can. I’ve heard veterinarians say that one hour of real outdoor sunlight is equivalent to eight to twelve hours of artificial UVB.

Things to keep in mind:

1. Have a secure hip leash. Use a draw string from an old bag It has a barrel clip to keep her from putting the loop loose or any tighter around her hips. I then have a lightweight leash that’s clipped to the drawstring. When you “walk” an iguana, you don’t make him move and stop. You keep up with him and occasionally slow him down a little with the leash.
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2. Even the most socialized iguanas can get spooked. They could bolt away into a tree or bush. Or if you’re lucky they’ll just head for high ground… Which is usually your HEAD.

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3. Overall, outdoor adventures with your iguana can be fun and rewarding for both of you but you have to remember: your iguana is a prey animal and is going to flee when she gets scared.

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You’re not prepared to own horses if…

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1. You cant afford to drop $100-$1000 at any given time because of emergency vet care. The worst excuse in the world for a horse to suffer is that the owner can’t afford to feed it or get it to a vet.

2. You don’t understand the anatomy of a hoof and how to care for it – particularly home treatment of thrush (fungal infection of the frog) or white line. Regular visits from a trusted farrier every 4-6 weeks are a MUST. The hooves are the foundation of a horse as a slab is to a home.

3. You don’t know the signs of colic and what to try first before you call your vet. Bantamine will live happily in your kitchen cabinet and you will learn to give IV injections in the neck.

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4. You’re not willing to sacrifice your sleep to stay up all night walking your horse who has colic and praying for him to poop.

5. You’ve never learned how to comb a child’s hair gently…. If the way you brush your horse would put a toddler in tears, you’re being too rough and damaging his mane and tail.

6. You expect instant gratification/results… Horses are gigantic emotional muscles and they can kill you if they really want to. Would you yell at a toddler for not understanding your command? Don’t hit your horse for the same reason.

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7. You have no sense of humor and can’t laugh at yourself. If you’re too serious, it’s only a matter of time before your horse embarrasses you, probably in front of a large group. Learn to enjoy his mischievous days
and go with the flow. As long and he’s not putting anyone in danger, let him be himself!

8. You aren’t willing to go out in the heat of summer or dead of winter to feed him, clean up after him, give him attention and let him know that even though the weather won’t let you ride today, you do still love him.

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9. You’re too squeamish about blood and guts. Sooner or later, you or the horse will get a nasty cut of some kind, and guess who gets to clean it every day?

10.You think of horses like machines or sports cars that have jobs to do. Horses can work very hard for you, but the ones who work the hardest are the ones who are bonded with their riders and enjoy their work. They have thoughts and feelings just like us. Take that into consideration.

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*all but the last picture were of my own horses 🙂